It's porn, just without the sex

Hilarious parody for all porn movies starring Nathan Fillion ("Firefly") and Aria Giovanni (porn star) and directed by James Gunn ("Slither").



It started when three brothers joked about making pornography for fans of the genre who happen to be offended by on-screen sex. Out of that joke came an idea for a website, and they called it PG Porn.

In creating pornography that appeals to viewers who want their titillation toned down, brothers James, Sean and Brian Gunn are banking on web-surfers' growing acceptance of porn. Their latest production, a short spoof called Nailing Your Wife, premiered on October, 8, at their site.

With pornography all over the internet and the video store, the Gunn brothers rely on viewers' familiarity with all its conventions - the goofy acting, the bad music, the lace-thin plots - to create movies that look like the real thing but skirt nudity. Comedy substitutes for hard-core sex.

The principals behind PG Porn take the name "PG" from the rating "Parental Guidance Suggested" given to movies largely free of objectionable content. But they do not expect viewers to watch their webisodes with their parents. Instead, they said they expect men to visit the site in greater numbers than women - at least initially - and they assume most men see plenty of porn.
Source: theage.com.au

Last Harry Potter film to be split into two

The last film of the Harry Potter series will be split into two parts and will be directed by David Yates.



Filming of the seventh book "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" will be made into two blockbuster films - with the first part released in November 2010 and the last instalment in May 2011.

While some might accuse the film's bosses of milking the extremely lucrative cash cow - producer David Heyman insists the split is to service the book properly. However, he did admit that he was nervous telling J.K Rowling about his decision.

"I went to Jo and she was cool with it and that was quite a relief. The question will be, where do you break it? And how do you make them one but two separate and distinct stories? Do you break it with a moment of suspense or one of resolution? These are the interesting challenges. But each book has presented its challenges."

And despite rumours that Steven Spielberg or Guillermo Del Toro would be directing the last part - helming duties have once again gone to British director Yates, who filmed 2007s The Order Of Phoenix and the forthcoming The Half-Blood Prince. CREDIT: Yahoo!Movies

New blockbuster from Jet Li & Jackie Chan

"The Forbidden Kingdom" is the first film collaboration between martial arts veterans Jackie Chan and Jet Li.



The plot is. An American teenager who is obsessed with Hong Kong cinema and kung-fu classics makes an extraordinary discovery in a Chinatown pawnshop: the legendary stick weapon of the Chinese sage and warrior, the Monkey King. With the lost relic in hand, the teenager unexpectedly finds himself traveling back to ancient China to join a crew of warriors from martial arts lore on a dangerous quest to free the imprisoned Monkey King.

Production began in early May 2007 in the area around the Gobi Desert in China. When the two martial arts veterans (Chan and Li) did film action scenes together for the first time, they both expressed how easy it was to work with one another.

"The Forbidden Kingdom" in theatres from April 18, 2008. Gonna be big!
Visit the website: http://forbiddenkingdommovie.com/

10,000 BC - a prehistoric number 1 action movie

"10,000 BC," a widely ridiculed prehistoric action movie boasting a menagerie of exotic beasts, trampled the competition at box offices around the world. According to studio estimates issued on Sunday, the Warner Bros. Pictures release sold $61 million worth of tickets during its first weekend. The North American contribution was $35.7 million from 3,410 theaters, an easy No. 1 ahead of fellow rookie "College Road Trip" with $14 million. The film, which cost "slightly north" of $100 million to make, was almost unanimously ripped by critics. USA Today described it as a "bombastic bore" and The New York Times as "sublimely dunderheaded."

Vantage Point at the top of the US

'Vantage Point' storms to the top of the US box office. Starring Matthew Fox, 'Lost' TV-series star, as well as Sigourney Weaver, Dennis Quaid & Forest Whitaker, political thriller/action accumulated $22,8 mln in its first weekend. Here's an international trailer of this film:

Oscars 2008 winners' list

Best picture - No Country for Old Men

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Actor in a leading role - Daniel Day-Lewis (There Will Be Blood)

Actress in a leading role - Marion Cotillard (La Vie en Rose)

Actor in a supporting role - Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men)

Actress in a supporting role - Tilda Swinton (Michael Clayton)

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Directing - No Country for Old Men (Joel Coen and Ethan Coen)

Cinematography - There Will Be Blood

Visual effects - The Golden Compass

Costume design - Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Makeup - La Vie en Rose

Art direction - Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Film editing - The Bourne Ultimatum

Writing (adapted screenplay) - No Country for Old Men

Writing (original screenplay) - Juno

Sound mixing - The Bourne Ultimatum

Sound editing - The Bourne Ultimatum

Music (score) - Atonement

Music (song) - Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova - Falling Slowly (Once)

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Documentary feature - Taxi to the Dark Side

Documentary short - Freeheld

Short film (live action) - Le Mozart des Pickpockets

Short film (animated) - Peter & the Wolf

Animated feature film - Ratatouille

Foreign language film - The Counterfeiters (Austria)

"Jumper" leaps to top of the US boxoffice

The sci-fi thriller/adventures "Jumper" leaped to the No. 1 spot at the North American box office on Sunday. The movie, in which Hayden Christensen plays a man who is able to "teleport" around the world, earned an estimated $27.2 million for the weekend. It fended off three other rookies. The urban dance sequel "Step Up 2 the Streets" opened at No. 2 with $19.7 million, followed by the children's literary adaptation "The Spiderwick Chronicles" with $19.1 million. The romance "Definitely, Maybe" opened at No. 5 with $9.7 million, failing to rouse much Valentine's Day passion.

Hannah Montana rules the US box office

Walt Disney's 3-D movie "Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert" topped movie box offices, raking in $29 million for the biggest opening over a normally slow Super Bowl weekend, according to studio estimates on Sunday.

Cyrus, the teenage daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, portrays the title character of Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel cable TV program of the same name. Hannah leads a typical teenage life by day, but has a secret singing career on weekends. The show is a hit with young viewers.

Supernatural thriller "The Eye," starring Jessica Alba, took the No. 2 slot at U.S. and Canadian box offices with a $13 million weekend. The No. 3 movie was romantic comedy "27 Dresses" with $8.4 million, according to industry tracker Media By Numbers. Credit: Reuters



I should also mention that it's incredible to accumulate $29 mln for a film being available only on 600+ theatres! It's almost $50,000 per site! WOW!

Juno - the film to see

It's just reached $100 mln mark in US box office. It's just peaked at #1 in Billboard Albums Chart with its OST. It's got 8.5/10 rating by IMDB users.

Please welcome - "JUNO".



Watch it in cinemas (confirm the release date in your country here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/releaseinfo)